LI. She’s Fine. August 10, 2020

>driving Lyft

>coming down Sharer Road towards Monroe

>it is noon on a Monday

>I must brake suddenly

>there is a very attractive young lady in the middle of the road

>she is piloting one of those rental scooters towards Monroe at about four miles an hour

>she is dressed only in red lingerie from the Frederick’s of Hollywood 1996 catalog

>and a bad wig

>this seems odd

>I yell, “Hey lady, are you ok?”

>she politely suggests that I should go fuck myself

>ok lady

>bye

>I will certainly try