XXV. FAMU. February 27, 2020

>driving Lyft
>my work wife talks funny
>she says “Appa-LAY-chee” instead of “Appa-LATCH-ee”
>she says the “Blount” in “Blountstown” as if it rhymes with “count” and not “punt”

>FAMU is pronounced “FAM-YOU”
>she says “FAM-oo”

>or at least she used to
>there has been a software update
>now she says “FAH-moo”

>this enrages me