XXX. Go Knights. March 7, 2020

>driving Lyft

>pick up three twentysomethings

>they are dressed for yachting off Martha’s Vineyard

>headed to a wedding venue out in the boondocks

>they all recently graduated from the University of South Florida

>one is an English major

>I predict his future for him

>give him my FAMU card, say email me whenever

>we useless majors gotta stick together

>other guy says “Dude, show him your tattoo”

>”but first you gotta tell him the story”

>English major says he was the student council president at USF

>they have a big rivalry with UCF in Orlando

>one year UCF was undefeated

>all the students at USF were depressed, certain they would lose

>English major wanted to cheer up the student body, show some school spirit

>English major made a bet with the UCF student council president

>he promised to get a tattoo that says “Go Knights!” if USF loses

>USF loses

>so English major pulls down his lower lip

>it does indeed say “Go Knights” inside his lip

>also Pikachu is there, for some reason