XXXII. I Cannot Lie. April 19, 2020

>driving

>not for Lyft

>it’s quarantine, but we gotta get out of the house

>won’t interact with people

>we are discussing Burmese pythons

>invasive species in South Florida

>I say they have been devastating the Everglades

>some get big enough to eat deer

>or even alligators

>Maggie asks if they eat people

>I say I don’t think so, but they could

>but she shouldn’t worry

>she could go walking in the Everglades whenever she wants

>she just has to make sure she has no bread in her pockets

>”Bread?” Maggie asks

>I say of course

>an anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon

>you’re welcome