XXXIII. Cart-Warden. April 19, 2020

>driving Lyft

>yep, I’m back

>teachers in the summer need that money

>got my mask and my Lysol

>picked up a kid from WalMart

>he was happy to be off after ten hours

>said he had to wear a mask the whole time and it sucks, dude

>said he had to deal with this one guy

>old-ass white guy, dude

>he hung around the store for HOURS

>just watching the guys in the parking lot gather shopping carts

>then he came in to tell me that they weren’t wiping down the carts

>I assured him they did

>they wiped down every cart they brought in

>I know because they have cameras and check on stuff like that

>but the guy wouldn’t quit

>he tried to show me a notebook where he had written down every time they didn’t wipe a cart

>wanted me to call the general manager

>all I could do was tell him that we wiped off the carts

>all he did was get madder and madder

>I said, “So what happened with him?”

>Kid says, “Dude I don’t give a FUCK. I’m off.”