XXXIX. Ecce Homo. July 2, 2020

>driving Lyft

>this lady gets in,says “Ooo-ee! You DJ Khaled!”

>accent is very thick and very Haitian

>she sounded like she had decided to cook and eat French

>but French wouldn’t quit trying to crawl away

>”DJ Khaled! I got in and say that DJ Khaled. You look just like!”

>this tickles her to no end

>she laughs

>it is the wholesomest and giggliest grown-woman laugh that ever did laugh

>magical, this laugh

>a choir of Audrey Hepburns

>mellifluous

>I say, “Well, I guess it could be worse.”

>that laugh again

>”Ooo-ee you right you right! Could be worse!”

>when she gets out

>she says “DJ Khaled drive a Lyft! Bye DJ Khaled!”

>sweet lady

>DJ KHALED

>ECCE HOMO