XXXV. Smell Like Outside. June 11, 2020

>driving Lyft

>lady gets in

>says “Sir, you don’t happen to have any cologne or perfume do you?”

>No, sadly I do not

>Lady says “Because I STANK. Whoo! I smell like outside.”

>I say I had not noticed

>Lady says “Can you smell me up there? Do I stank?”

>I cannot smell her, and I say so

>”No, I can’t smell you. If you stank, I would tell you. I promise.”

>I would not have told her