LXXII. The Wreck. March 23, 2021
>driving Lyft
>somewhere off Holton Street I pick up Mike
>Mike, his wife, and their son are very large people
>front seat is off limits because Covid
>they must all cram in the back
>the door barely closes
>I stop at a stop sign
>Holton and Orange
>and there we are rear-ended by a pickup truck
>it is quite the jolt
>my Mitsubishi is totaled
>We all pour out of the car
>Everybody ok? Anybody hurt?
>and et cetera
>nobody says they’re hurt
>driver of the pickup is a spry old man
>a lady making that turn yells out “You ok, grandpa?”
>he waved and said he was
>so we call the cops
>and I call Lyft
>the Lyft lady asks to speak to the passengers
>Mike and his whole crew are gone
>a dozen people saw the wreck
>nobody knows where they went
>”No problem lady” I say, “I will just look up the ride info”
>the ride is gone
>my phone says I never picked up Mike at all
>Later
>the cops can’t find Mike
>the combined efforts of at least four insurance adjusters from three different multinational insurance conglomerates come to naught
>Lyft will not comment
>So Mike, if you’re out there
>stay low
That sucks. Life in the fast lane, huh?