LXXX. Luck. July 23, 2021

>driving Lyft

>I pick up this lady named Luck

>I say, “Hey, people out here are looking for you, ya know”

>hardy har har

>lady says “yes” very small

>“I’m sorry, I bet you get that a lot”

>”yes”

>”I mean, it’s a cool name. Is that like, your given name or a nickname?”

>silence

>why the fuck am I doing this

>I never do this

>why don’t I shut up

>leave this poor lady alone

>Lord what a jackass am I

>nobody wants to listen to your BULLSHIT, man

>I say “Which of these hotels are we going to?”

>lady says “yes ok thank you”

>…

>oh thank God