LXXXIX. Banged Up. October 1, 2021

>driving Lyft

>I have four college girls piled in the backseat

>they look and sound like New Jersey

>so probably from Miami

>we are going down a crowded residential road

>some sort of party is going on

>people are parked all along both sides of the street

>this guy in a grey Charger comes charging at us

>there is not enough room for him to be going that fast

>he manages not to hit us, but gets wobbly in the process

>blows his horn and yells at us for causing his predicament

>somehow hits nothing else and squeals away

>one girl says “What the fuck was that guy’s problem”

>another girl says “Oh my god. It’s cause he’s banged up, Monica. It’s FLORIDA STATE.”