XCIV. Opposite of Cop. December 13, 2021
>driving Lyft
>pick up this older Black lady
>she is quiet for most of the ride
>then she says “So you’re a retired cop?”
>wat
>I say “Oh no, no ma’am. I’m just an English teacher”
>she tells me she is sorry, but I look just like one of her previous Lyft drivers, who is a retired cop
>I mean, I’m not mad, but this will stick with me
>I always thought I looked like the opposite of cop
Back in 1999 -2001, I lived in B’ham. One of my roommates worked at a Credit Union. The other roommate was Henry A.K.A. Fagclops (Because he had one eye and hated gays and blacks) A.K.A M.T. Promises. One of the Undercover cops that was involved in busting and then running Henry as a C.I. could pass for you. He was from Tallahasse originally. He (The cop) and I ended up becoming pals, and along with the other roommate, we put old M.T. through hell.