C. College Kids are Assholes. April 29, 2022
>driving Lyft
>there is much construction on Pensacola Street
>as I thread the orange cones
>I see a porta-potty lying on its side in the middle of the road
>I think “Man, college kids are assholes”
>but no
>it’s the wind
>there goes another one
Those are not porta-potties they are T.U.R.D.I.S’s. Time-traveling toilets that are never there when you need them unless they are full and foul. And if they are never around when you need them how can they get full and foul?