CIII. Cowboy Boots. May 21, 2022.

>driving Lyft

>pick up this blind couple

>they are going to Shula’s, a fancy steakhouse

>the lady says she is worried about the dress code because she is wearing tennis shoes

>her boyfriend assures her it will be okay

> I say “Yeah, I’m sure Shula’s is gonna throw y’all out in the street for them shoes. I cain’t wait to read about it in the Democrat”

>this kills harder than I thought it would

>by the end of the ride

>we have all agreed

>that if anyone gives her grief about her shoes
>she will be exceptionally belligerent in swearing

>that they are, in fact, cowboy boots

>and therefore perfectly acceptable in a steakhouse