CV. Seagull. January 3, 2023

>driving Lyft

>it is early morning in Wakulla County

>I decide to visit the local car wash

>run the ol’ chariot through the machine

>25$ for the EXTREME ULTRA WASH and so forth

>they have the free vacuums

>so I open up all the doors

>pull out the floormats

>start chasing sand around

>during my cleaning I discover a Wheat Thin

>I toss it up on the backseat

>a few minutes later

>as I am on my hands and knees cleaning the rims

>I look up and see a seagull

>in my car

>it grabs the Wheat Thin

>looks me directly in the eye

>shits on the seat

>and flies away