CXXXV. The End. May 23, 2025

>driving

>not for Lyft

>in March I got a traffic ticket

>I accidentally used the wrong lane to pull into a hotel

>and a cop pulled me over

>I was guilty and contrite

>I honestly did not mean to use the wrong lane

>but I still got a ticket for $173

>I paid it, and went on with my life

>this week Lyft fired me for it

>they said the ticket made me ineligible

>my “DMV report was flagged”

>in a panic, I applied at Uber

>but the ticket means I’m blackballed there too

>so it’s over

>hope y’all had fun