XV. Baby Powder. January 29, 2020

>driving Lyft

>pick up guy wearing expensive suit

>government type, going to an office in Southwood

>He smells like baby powder

>I smell LOTS of baby powder

>it is oppressive

>the whole world smells like baby powder

>I get flashbacks of 2009

>when I had three babies in diapers at once

>baby powder is in my EARS, man

>it’s fuckin….it’s like all in my INNARDS man

>every atom in my body has been baby powdered

>guy says “Do you smell weed?”

>um

>no

>”no I do not”

>guy says “So what DO you smell?”

>my mouth tastes like baby powder

>I say “Baby powder.”

>never been more sure of a correct answer in my entire life

>guy says “Yes! That means it works.”