XLV. Bye, Unicorn. July 27, 2020

>driving Lyft

>Pick up this guy at the Family Dollar

>he looks like Adam Driver got a job hanging drywall

>We are going down Crawfordville Road

>he says “Hey, if I give you a couple hundred dollars, will you take me all the way down Crawfordville Road?”

>I’d take you all the way to Jacksonville for a couple hundred dollars

>is what I did not say

>I said “yeah, no problem”

>oh boy, I caught a unicorn

>couple hundred dollars?

>to Panacea or wherever?

>off the books?

>this is awesome

>but then he gets a phone call and pulls his mask down to talk

>I say “Dude, you gotta pull up your mask”

>he says “My bad, sorry I offended you”

>come on now

>I say he didn’t offend me, but that’s how it’s gotta be

>he then yells at the phone and tells it he is coming back

>tells me to take him back to Family Dollar

>which I do

>on his way out of my car he says “My friend is giving me a ride”

>bye unicorn