LXIX. Courtesy. February 8, 2021

>driving Lyft

>pick up tiny college girl near Township

>she is very drunk

>neither of us say anything for the entire ride

>she has a big plastic bucket

>it says Bud Light

>it’s one of those Eight Dollar Beer Bucket Night buckets

>on the way to her house she fills the bucket with puke

>spills nary a drop

>takes it with her when she leaves

>best passenger ever