LXXIV. Not Your Uber. April 17, 2021

>driving

>not for Lyft

>I have a new car

>a 2018 Prius

>which means I also have a new and very visible Lyft sticker

>I stop for gas in BFE eastern Virginia

>a lady gets in my front seat

>says “Oh Lord I didn’t think y’all’d EVER get here”

>I say “No lady, I’m just…some guy”

>lady says “This ain’t my Uber?”

>I stare

>she leaves