XCI. Two Exes. December 7, 2021

>driving Lyft

>the app says I am picking up someone named “Xx”

>pull into the parking lot

>there is a dude standing there

>nobody else is around

>I say “Hey man! Are you Two Exes?”

>dude says “The fuck is that?”

>”I dunno, man. The app says I gotta pick up somebody named Two Exes”

>I show him my phone

>dude says “Oh, my fault. It was supposed to be three”