XCIX. Nicaraguans. April 29, 2022

>driving Lyft

>it is late night party time in Collegetown

>pick up three very large college dudes in front of Township

>one says “Hey Uber, drive down here and let us pick up our friend”

>a fourth passenger will not fit in this car

>no one rides shotgun

>them’s the rules

>one guy says “Aw come on bro, we’ll tip you”

>another rolls down the window and starts yelling in Spanish for Nikita to hurry tf up and get in the car

>I say they will not tip me

>they say they will, but they will not

>guy says “Aw, come on bro, you can trust us. We’re not like these Americans. We’re Nicaraguans!”

>they all cheer

>Nikita, or someone who looks like them, is spotted in the SunStop crowd

>everyone yells for Nikita

>Nikita never even turns around

>we drive away

>Nicaraguans, it seems, do not lie