CXIV. Youtube Turtle. July 10, 2023

>driving

>not for Lyft

>I an chauffeuring Lucy to circus camp

>Lucy likes to ask questions

>Lucy says “Daddy, what’s the smallest, cutest, most delicate turtle you’ve ever seen on Youtube?”

>I had to confess I’d never seen such a thing on Youtube

>”I have,” says Lucy, “I saw one that was so tiny and so delicate that you could see his heart beating through his bottom shell”

>”That’s cool” I say

>”But he didn’t die,” says Lucy, “He DID NOT DIE. He grew up and now he’s this big humongous ugly fat turtle and he’s still SO CUTE”

>indeed

>good for him

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