VII. Never. November 3, 2019

>driving

>not for Lyft  

>at gas station in Crestview, FL

>wish to buy energy drinks

>Rockstars are 2 for 3.33

>notyourfathersrockstar.jpg

>all these weirdass new flavors

>bring two Rockstars back to car to share with wife

>one is the only flavor I had seen before, fruit punch or something

>the other is watermelon flavored

>tell wife I feel adventurous so will try the watermelon

>mention there was Cotton Candy Rockstar for sale

>wife asks why I didn’t buy that one

>lissen here

>For fifty bucks I will eat a cockroach on live television

>I will never drink a Cotton Candy Rockstar