>driving Lyft >pick up teenage daughter and father >or niece and uncle or something, doesn’t matter >girl is professionally dressed in suit jacket >man is professionally dressed in painter’s pants…
Author: zeemonkey
I am an English professor who drives for Lyft in Tallahassee, Florida.
>driving Lyft >pick up sweet older lady >we get to talking >I tell her I am a professor at FAMU >she says she has always wanted to go back for…
>driving Lyft >I get called to Chuck E Cheese >I park at the front door, put hazards on >Giant Black dude comes out >Looks at me, nods >Looks at his…
>driving Lyft >Pick up very pregnant teenager from a trailer park near the airport >She is carrying one of those Circle K Big Gulp refillable cups >Drive her past half…
>driving Lyft >I pick up a guy in front of PetSmart on Capital Circle >he is wearing a Dunkin Donuts uniform, but otherwise looks like T-Pain >I shall call him…
>driving Lyft >pick up this lady around Tharpe and Colorado >mid-twenties, blond frogfur hair, illegible tramp stamp >has a tiny baby in a carrier >tells me we are on a…
>driving Lyft >about 9:30pm >pick up college-age black dude in FSU gear >he is on the phone with a girl >says “Yeah baby, I’m going to the liquor store right…
>driving >not for Lyft >at gas station in Crestview, FL >wish to buy energy drinks >Rockstars are 2 for 3.33 >notyourfathersrockstar.jpg >all these weirdass new flavors >bring two Rockstars back…
>driving >not for Lyft >on Pensacola >Behind some idjit with California tags >Right turn arrow is green >TWO right turn arrows are green >Cali idjit just sitting there >I lay…
>driving Lyft >FSU is playing the University of Louisiana-Monroe >FSU has a comfortable lead at halftime >I pick up a group of FSU fratboys >we proceed to get stuck in…