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I drive for Lyft in Tallahassee and write about it.

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Author: zeemonkey

I am an English professor who drives for Lyft in Tallahassee, Florida.
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IV. Al Bundy? July 27, 2019

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  • November 20, 2020February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >come home >wife says “How much did you make driving today?” > 63$ >daughter says “YAY! Now we can go to Disney World!” >sad and savage

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III. Calm Down, Sir. July 27, 2019

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  • November 20, 2020February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >a guy gets mad at me in traffic >rolls down his window at a redlight to yell at me >discovers I have a uniformed cop as my Lyft…

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II. Baffling. May 23, 2019

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  • November 20, 2020February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >It ain’t even noon yet in Tallahassee >it’s already 95 degrees >so many people walking around in hoodies and sweatshirts >baffling

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I. Jobs. May 8, 2019

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  • November 20, 2020February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >If you think your job sucks, I just met the lady in charge of the child support complaint department for the entire state of Florida.

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