>driving Lyft >I take a teacher out to Tallahassee Classical School >I know she’s a teacher because of the badge she wears >she does not talk to me, so I…
Author: zeemonkey
I am an English professor who drives for Lyft in Tallahassee, Florida.
>driving Lyft >get called out to one of those corporate chain restaurants >It’s like one in the morning >I get a text from my passenger that says >”I AM DEAF…
>driving Lyft >my passenger comes sprinting out of her house >gets in the back seat >rolls down the window >starts yelling back at the house >”Bitch you better hurry up!…
>driving Lyft >I’m at an apartment block that looks like a brick lunchbox >this lady comes downstairs and gets in the car >she says “Can you wait just a minute,…
>driving Lyft >pull up to the Tallahassee Airport >it is very small >maybe a dozen commercial flights come in all day >my passenger is a tiny old lady surrounded by…
>driving Lyft >it is two in the morning on a Sunday >I pick up two ladies from a dance club and drive them to their hotel >both are very drunk…
>driving Lyft >it is early morning in Wakulla County >I decide to visit the local car wash >run the ol’ chariot through the machine >25$ for the EXTREME ULTRA WASH…
>driving Lyft >taking two college girls to an apartment complex >I say “What’s the apartment number?” >girl says “32304” >I look at the buildings >it’s dark, can’t see numbers >drive…
>driving Lyft >pick up this blind couple >they are going to Shula’s, a fancy steakhouse >the lady says she is worried about the dress code because she is wearing tennis…
>driving Lyft >pick up this old guy >drive him down Gaines Street >Gaines Street is the Canyon of Heroes >if the Canyon was a Wadi with Craft Mac and Cheese…