>driving Lyft >I finally catch my unicorn at 7:10pm on a Thursday >he does not come in a form I expect >my unicorn is a teenager >a Black kid >no…
Author: zeemonkey
>driving Lyft >my next passenger calls me >I didn’t even know they could do that >guy says “I got a weedeater, is that ok?” >yes, praise him >it is good…
>driving Lyft >pick up this Black dude with impressive dreadlocks >he says he likes my Prius >I say “Yeah, it’s a good car to have with these high gas prices”…
>driving >not for Lyft >I have a new car >a 2018 Prius >which means I also have a new and very visible Lyft sticker >I stop for gas in BFE…
>driving >not for Lyft >interstate 95 has three northbound lanes through Florida and Georgia >at the South Carolina border it shrinks to two lanes >it stays that way for like…
>driving Lyft >somewhere off Holton Street I pick up Mike >Mike, his wife, and their son are very large people >front seat is off limits because Covid >they must all…
>driving Lyft >I am stopped at a redlight >to my left is a Leon County Sheriff squadcar >the deputy is looking at one of his many screens >he does not…
>driving Lyft >Super Bowl Sunday >roads are crowded >I am trying to turn left onto Thomasville Road without a redlight >it is a careful maneuver >creeping out slowly >carefully >sometimes…
>driving Lyft >pick up tiny college girl near Township >she is very drunk >neither of us say anything for the entire ride >she has a big plastic bucket >it says…
>driving >not for Lyft >me and Lucy at the Ponce de Leon rest stop >she is five >it is wet, cloudy and cold >puddles and general yuckiness everywhere >three very…