>driving Lyft >I am at an apartment complex called Renew Tallahassee >I am forced to come here often, and I hate it >The complex has a guard shack with a…
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>driving Lyft >I pick up a guy at the Presbyterian Retirement Tower >he is the size, shape and general appearance of Mickey Rooney circa 2010 >but his demeanor is mostly…
>driving Lyft >I pull up at a stoplight next to a guy in an antique pickup truck >”Hey man!” he yells, “1-2-3 shoot! 1-2-3 shoot!” >I thrust out my fist…
>driving Lyft >it is Friday night in Collegetown >the FSU kids like to dress up in costumes and barhop >tonight is beach themed, I guess, because the dudes are wearing…
>driving Lyft >I compose an open letter to the douchebag >in the black Charger with the neon running lights >who no doubt spent an awful lot of money installing jet…
>driving Lyft >it is a tropical downpour >it is raining like it did on Venus in that Ray Bradbury story >I get called to the Polkinghorne Village, a FAMU dorm…
>driving >not for Lyft >me and Lucy are going to Virginia >twelve hours in the car >we stop at a Zaxby’s near Savannah >I must mention that I almost always…
>driving Lyft >on Commerce at the Highway 90 redlight >you’d think the redlight would be enough >that everyone who could drive would understand the meaning of such a device >but…
>driving Lyft >get called out to some public housing >on the way I get a call from a lady who says >”You’ll be picking up my mother. She’s 86 and…
>driving Lyft >lady gets in with her little girl >little girl is nearly three, dressed in frilly pink dress >when the baby sees me, she yells “Uncle!” and holds her…