>driving Lyft >pick up a guy at an Alzheimer’s hospice >guy looks like Red Foo >I guess he works there >gets in and sits directly behind me >I hate that…
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>driving Lyft >around noonish >going up Magnolia from Apalachee >dude is walking a bicycle across four lanes of traffic >I say “dude,” but maybe not dude >age, race and gender…
>driving Lyft >pick up guy wearing expensive suit >government type, going to an office in Southwood >He smells like baby powder >I smell LOTS of baby powder >it is oppressive…
>driving Lyft >pick up teenage daughter and father >or niece and uncle or something, doesn’t matter >girl is professionally dressed in suit jacket >man is professionally dressed in painter’s pants…
>driving Lyft >pick up sweet older lady >we get to talking >I tell her I am a professor at FAMU >she says she has always wanted to go back for…
>driving Lyft >I get called to Chuck E Cheese >I park at the front door, put hazards on >Giant Black dude comes out >Looks at me, nods >Looks at his…
>driving Lyft >Pick up very pregnant teenager from a trailer park near the airport >She is carrying one of those Circle K Big Gulp refillable cups >Drive her past half…
>driving Lyft >I pick up a guy in front of PetSmart on Capital Circle >he is wearing a Dunkin Donuts uniform, but otherwise looks like T-Pain >I shall call him…
>driving Lyft >pick up this lady around Tharpe and Colorado >mid-twenties, blond frogfur hair, illegible tramp stamp >has a tiny baby in a carrier >tells me we are on a…
>driving Lyft >about 9:30pm >pick up college-age black dude in FSU gear >he is on the phone with a girl >says “Yeah baby, I’m going to the liquor store right…