>driving Lyft >pull up to the Tallahassee Airport >it is very small >maybe a dozen commercial flights come in all day >my passenger is a tiny old lady surrounded by…
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>driving Lyft >it is two in the morning on a Sunday >I pick up two ladies from a dance club and drive them to their hotel >both are very drunk…
>driving Lyft >it is early morning in Wakulla County >I decide to visit the local car wash >run the ol’ chariot through the machine >25$ for the EXTREME ULTRA WASH…
>driving Lyft >taking two college girls to an apartment complex >I say “What’s the apartment number?” >girl says “32304” >I look at the buildings >it’s dark, can’t see numbers >drive…
>driving Lyft >pick up this blind couple >they are going to Shula’s, a fancy steakhouse >the lady says she is worried about the dress code because she is wearing tennis…
>driving Lyft >pick up this old guy >drive him down Gaines Street >Gaines Street is the Canyon of Heroes >if the Canyon was a Wadi with Craft Mac and Cheese…
>driving Lyft >I ain’t in the best of moods already >I pull up to Baby WalMart >we call it Baby WalMart because it is inexplicably smaller than the other three…
>driving Lyft >there is much construction on Pensacola Street >as I thread the orange cones >I see a porta-potty lying on its side in the middle of the road >I…
>driving Lyft >it is late night party time in Collegetown >pick up three very large college dudes in front of Township >one says “Hey Uber, drive down here and let…
>driving Lyft >I am called to the VA to pick up Michael >he calls me again before I get there >says to come right up front and he will be…