>driving >not for Lyft >at gas station in Crestview, FL >wish to buy energy drinks >Rockstars are 2 for 3.33 >notyourfathersrockstar.jpg >all these weirdass new flavors >bring two Rockstars back…
>driving >not for Lyft >on Pensacola >Behind some idjit with California tags >Right turn arrow is green >TWO right turn arrows are green >Cali idjit just sitting there >I lay…
>driving Lyft >FSU is playing the University of Louisiana-Monroe >FSU has a comfortable lead at halftime >I pick up a group of FSU fratboys >we proceed to get stuck in…
>driving Lyft >come home >wife says “How much did you make driving today?” > 63$ >daughter says “YAY! Now we can go to Disney World!” >sad and savage
>driving Lyft >a guy gets mad at me in traffic >rolls down his window at a redlight to yell at me >discovers I have a uniformed cop as my Lyft…
>driving Lyft >It ain’t even noon yet in Tallahassee >it’s already 95 degrees >so many people walking around in hoodies and sweatshirts >baffling
>driving Lyft >If you think your job sucks, I just met the lady in charge of the child support complaint department for the entire state of Florida.