>driving >not for Lyft >I an chauffeuring Lucy to circus camp >Lucy likes to ask questions >Lucy says “Daddy, what’s the smallest, cutest, most delicate turtle you’ve ever seen on…
>driving Lyft >pick up this older Black dude >he doesn’t look fragile, but he is badly hobbling >has two canes >when he gets in the car >he tells me the…
>driving Lyft >pick up a mother, father and a college-aged daughter >we are all big and white >they are touring Tallahassee because the daughter might want to go to FSU…
>driving Lyft >I take a teacher out to Tallahassee Classical School >I know she’s a teacher because of the badge she wears >she does not talk to me, so I…
>driving Lyft >get called out to one of those corporate chain restaurants >It’s like one in the morning >I get a text from my passenger that says >”I AM DEAF…
>driving Lyft >my passenger comes sprinting out of her house >gets in the back seat >rolls down the window >starts yelling back at the house >”Bitch you better hurry up!…
>driving Lyft >I’m at an apartment block that looks like a brick lunchbox >this lady comes downstairs and gets in the car >she says “Can you wait just a minute,…
>driving Lyft >pull up to the Tallahassee Airport >it is very small >maybe a dozen commercial flights come in all day >my passenger is a tiny old lady surrounded by…
>driving Lyft >it is two in the morning on a Sunday >I pick up two ladies from a dance club and drive them to their hotel >both are very drunk…
>driving Lyft >it is early morning in Wakulla County >I decide to visit the local car wash >run the ol’ chariot through the machine >25$ for the EXTREME ULTRA WASH…