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I drive for Lyft in Tallahassee and write about it.

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LXXIV. Not Your Uber. April 17, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • April 17, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving >not for Lyft >I have a new car >a 2018 Prius >which means I also have a new and very visible Lyft sticker >I stop for gas in BFE…

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LXXIII. South Carolina. April 17, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • April 17, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving >not for Lyft >interstate 95 has three northbound lanes through Florida and Georgia >at the South Carolina border it shrinks to two lanes >it stays that way for like…

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LXXII. The Wreck. March 23, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • March 23, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >somewhere off Holton Street I pick up Mike >Mike, his wife, and their son are very large people >front seat is off limits because Covid >they must all…

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LXXI. The Stones. March 23, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • March 23, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >I am stopped at a redlight >to my left is a Leon County Sheriff squadcar >the deputy is looking at one of his many screens >he does not…

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LXX. Squirrel. February 8, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • February 8, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >Super Bowl Sunday >roads are crowded >I am trying to turn left onto Thomasville Road without a redlight >it is a careful maneuver >creeping out slowly >carefully >sometimes…

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LXIX. Courtesy. February 8, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • February 8, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >pick up tiny college girl near Township >she is very drunk >neither of us say anything for the entire ride >she has a big plastic bucket >it says…

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LXVIII. Lucy Runs. February 8, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • February 8, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving >not for Lyft >me and Lucy at the Ponce de Leon rest stop >she is five >it is wet, cloudy and cold >puddles and general yuckiness everywhere >three very…

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LXVII. Read a Room. January 25, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • January 25, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >stop at a gas station for a Monster and a scratch-off >there is a line >eight or nine folks in the store >I am the only white person…

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LXVI. Not Copper. January 19, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • January 19, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >corner of Blair Stone and Old St. Augustine >I guess they are fixing the redlight >There is a huge spool of electrical cable in a red clay ditch…

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LXV. The Bug. January 9, 2021

  • zeemonkey
  • January 9, 2021February 6, 2024

>driving Lyft >around midnight on the Southside >I’ve got all my windows rolled down >saving gas and fighting the rona >cruising >pick up this lady wearing scrubs >we are going…

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