>driving Lyft >I am called out once again to the forest primeval >I turn onto a dirt road >it is the surface of Mars >there are pot bunkers and sand…
>driving >not for Lyft >taking Lucy to the doctor for a checkup >she is almost five >Youtube is playing what it believes to be my favorite songs over the Bluetooth…
>driving Lyft >got this white lady back there >probably my age >kinda matronly >she proceeds to drop the n-word during her description of some hairs she found in my backseat…
>driving Lyft >pick up Boomer father and teenage son >Boomer father looks like Paulie Walnuts >talks like him too >Jersey Yankees for sure >kid has on a mask >Boomer does…
>driving Lyft >college girl gets in >she says “Oh, wow! Hey Dr. Showers! You driving Lyft now?” >yes >you done caught me running my side hustle >but how did you…
>driving Lyft >stop to get gas >as I have done hundreds of times >I have a GasBuddy card >good old GasBuddy >save a few cents per gallon type thing >I…
>driving Lyft >coming down Sharer Road towards Monroe >it is noon on a Monday >I must brake suddenly >there is a very attractive young lady in the middle of the…
>driving Lyft >pick up this dude named Igor >seriously, Eastern European af >got that Boris Badenov accent >shaved head, tattoos >looks like a henchman from a Jason Statham movie >we…
>driving Lyft >pick up college kid >kid says “Hey man, you into video games?” >”Absolutely,” I say, “but I’m older than you, so my frame of reference is a bit…
>driving Lyft >there is a small red Scion in front of me >the license plate says “SO CUTE” >that would be scanned >One must be very cute indeed to justify…